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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 06/21/2017 at 15:41 • Filed to: None

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No, really, I park at the opposite end of the lot from any stores because I enjoy the cardio. Fuckin’ New Yorkers, man. No class at all.

benjrblant > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 15:42

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At least you’ve got those goofy 12" wide parking lot stripes

WilliamsSW > benjrblant 06/21/2017 at 15:44

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I LIKE those strips - helps you get some room!

Svend > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 15:49

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If it makes you feel better, it happens in old York, well, York also.

Ye’, that’s not a parking space, that’s a walk way.

Tripper > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 15:50

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The worst! 1 space buffer always!

I have another burner, try to guess it! > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 16:01

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I don’t get it, everyone’s between the lines and pretty straight.

Ssfancyfresh > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 16:02

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I don’t get it. It’s a legit parking spot and it doesn’t appear to be crowding either of the lines.

CobraJoe > Ssfancyfresh 06/21/2017 at 16:07

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Plus there’s a car parked 2 spaces away, so it wasn’t like the lot was huge and empty.

Get out and drive your car, dings and chips will happen, live with it. Enjoy the drive, don’t sweat the tiny imperfections.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 16:10

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But I dont see a sign allowing for boat parking in that lot.

Haha the one thing any and all people of the world can agree upon though is fuck them New Yorkers. I bet even New Yorkers would agree. Thats kinda the charm of New York. Their official motto should be “Welcome to New York, FUCK YOU”

They dont care if you are white, black, rich, poor, straight, gay, or whatever. None of that matters, no matter what you hate everyone and its equal anger to all. Much better than the South where you get all cheery and friendly people who secretly burn people on crosses.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 16:12

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He looks to be nowhere near you?

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Svend 06/21/2017 at 16:14

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When a Chelsea tractor goes “off-roading”.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 16:15

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Actually I park at the opposite end of a lot to get extra cardio.

Just sayin’...

Quadradeuce > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 16:26

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I do the exact same thing, park in the back so I have several spaces around me. I do this more because I drive a truck, and it’s a pain to load stuff into the cab with cars parked next to it.

Just Monday I was at the grocery store and someone parked right next to me. Pretty much had the whole rest of the lot to choose from, but parked right next to me. So bizarre.

notsomethingstructural > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 16:53

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actually fuck you

Saracen > Svend 06/21/2017 at 17:14

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I hate it when I park on the empty side of a parking lot, and some rice rocket Accord fucktard parks RIGHT next to me. What the actual fuck.

Svend > Saracen 06/21/2017 at 17:25

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Ye’, that shit happens the world over.

You park in the back of beyond then return and as you say, no others cars around, bar the one next to it.

If you ever see it happening, please ask them why they do it.

Your boy, BJR > notsomethingstructural 06/21/2017 at 17:41

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No, fuck you.

Thomas Donohue > Your boy, BJR 06/21/2017 at 18:07

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How come you didn’t flip the bird at the 911 that parked next to you earlier?

And if you’re from Jersey, then where’s your front plate?

Your boy, BJR > Thomas Donohue 06/21/2017 at 18:51

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Because his drivers door was facing away from my car.

In the trunk.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Svend 06/27/2017 at 16:16

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I didn’t buy a Range to follow rules. Rules are for the peasants.

Svend > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 06/27/2017 at 16:26

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Don’t tell the non peasants but I know two truck drivers who drive Range Rovers. One drives a Range Rover Sport and the other got rid of his P38a for an L322.